Lady in the Water review

Well, Lady in the Water wasn’t completely stupid… I’d give it a 5 out of 10 stars. I think the reason a lot of people don’t like it is that it’s not like the director’s other films, such as Signs or The Sixth Sense, in which there is some twisted ending. I guess you could still say there are “twists” in Lady in the Water, but it’s certainly not the same as his prior films. I think the story itself had a good message, but the film has some problems…

First of all, film critics might see the film as a reflection of their own arrogance, which I don’t think they like. One of the characters in the movie just happens to be an arrogant film critic, and real film critics probably aren’t fond of the way he is portrayed. Meanwhile, the director’s character (he plays in his own movie) is a struggling writer who is told that his book will end up changing the world after he dies. Uh… corny. Film critics probably have a tough time buying that, especially when they see their own arrogance being portrayed. In other words, they probably get the feeling that the movie is against them.

The audience might get that feeling too from the opening, when a narrator tells us something like “perhaps man has forgotten how to listen.” What? You can’t seemingly insult the audience about how wrong mankind is nowadays and then think they’ll still follow you. Mankind in and of itself is perfect. It is a character’s decisions and desires that can be flawed.

Finally, the film was just corny. It’s too hard to suspend disbelief when you have a bunch of adults from our world doing all these fantastical childish things. But who’s fault is this, that it becomes too hard to suspend disbelief? Film critics might blame the director, while the director might blame the audience. Well, technically it’s both our faults, ours as the audience and the director’s, but the need to even blame an entity is silly, because we don’t have to presume that not being able to suspend disbelief is somehow wrong. It just didn’t work, and no one should try to make an audience afraid to admit that. Do you get what I’m saying or am I being too wordy? It’s an issue that comes up time and time again in art, and my point is that a person should not be afraid to dislike something for fear he might be seen as stupid. And trying to blame someone for a difference in artistic taste can seem like a justification for something that is neither right or wrong anyway. Does that make any sense?

I think the story’s message would have been much better portrayed in a film targeted towards and starring children in some sort of fantasy world. It would then be much easier to suspend disbelief and much harder for film critics and/or audiences in general to get the sense that the film is against them.

The Black Swan has arrived!

I started writing yet another piece of music… I’m not sure what I’ll call it, perhaps some sort of lullaby. It’s a slower piece.

The Black Swan came in the mail today from Amazon.com, I can’t wait to get started reading it… maybe I’ll have to put I Am A Strange Loop on hold yet again (a book which doesn’t seem to be so interesting after all, just about everything Hofstadter’s mentioned thus far I’ve thought about before).

I’m watching the film Lady in the Water as I type, so I must get back to it…

A banquet of sound

I finished another really short piece of music called “The Banquet”. It features one melody repeated over and over about 12 or 13 times, each time with different orchestration. It’s quite a ridiculous piece, but was a lot of fun to compose. Nothing like giving the timpani the main melody for eight bars, eh?

I’m uploading some of my music to Last.fm for some more exposure. I actually found the site through a Google search of my own name, so at least a few people on there already have my music listed somehow. Uploading takes forever though…

Headache

I’ve been tortured today with a bad headache… ouch… I realize of course it’s all in the head. So I’ve been in too much pain to do much, that’s my excuse… 🙁

I did write a few nice melodies, as if I need any more of those in my melody vault. Well, I guess you can never have too many. No sooner do I pick an egg of gold than the goose lays another, if you know what I mean.

A day of memorial

Not much to say today… the power went out for no reason, that was memorialable. Spent some time going through old video tapes and found some funny old home movies, those were memorialable.

According to film news websites, Pirates 3 failed to surpass its prequel in terms of opening weekend profits, and therefore of course failed to surpass Spider-Man 3‘s record. This is good, because Pirates 3 is a dumb movie! See my review from earlier…

Broken Swords

Woohoo, I’ve finished “Broken Swords”! That didn’t take long. Nothing like the simple ABCBA format, eh? I don’t have time to say much else today, so enjoy the music… I’ll post a link to the MP3 download eventually on my MP3’s page, but in the meantime you can hear it in this fine YouTube video:

Music in F minor

Last night I posted the score to my “Trio for Harp, Flute, and Oboe” on my MP3’s page (see Opus 21). People on YouTube have been asking to see it, it seems to be my most popular piece there.

I hope to start my Christmas piece for the “GPO Christmas 2007” album soon, but I just started a new piece this morning. I don’t think it will be a very long one, nothing like “Hour by Hour”, but instead short and sweet. I’m thinking about calling it “Broken Swords” or “The Broken Sword” … for some reason that’s just what I see when I composed the first melody. It’s in F minor, so it has that minor feel to it.

I did work on my book, The Game of Gynwig, a bit… I’m trudging through Chapter 12. Exciting, huh?

Pirates 3 review

Horrible. 2 out of 10 stars. I really hate where all the characters ended up, and the ending is ridiculous. So, overall, these Pirates of the Caribbean movies have gone downhill. The first one was the best, which I’d probably rate an 8 out of 10. The second one wasn’t as good, but at least it had the prospect of setting up storylines for this film, Pirates 3. But this third one just stunk, with sudden pointless character deaths and a stupid ending. I fear they may have been setting up the ending in a way that would allow for more Pirate movies that don’t need all the characters, in which case, shame on them.

That said, the special effects were still spectacular, and it’s a shame they had to waste such computing power on such a dumb story. The music was also great, I look forward to getting the soundtrack in the mail.

I also saw The Good Shepherd a few days ago. I’d give it a 4 out of 10 stars. It was too choppy, I got the sense Robert De Niro was striving to be a less violent version of Scorsese, but failed. Scorsese’s choppy scenes work, Robert De Niro’s choppiness is pointless. But it did have some poetic dialogue (quite literally).

At Yahoo Movies, they’ve got a trailer for The Golden Compass up, which looks pretty bad. I’m so saddened. The special effects just look bland, especially compared to the standards set up by the Pirate movies and Lord of the Rings. Granted, the film is still in post production, so perhaps they’ll improve on some things, but in my opinion the entire style of the fantasy world in the film is too bland, too clean to feel real. Too bad. (And the mouth movements of the talking bear were ridiculous… they better work on that.)

Pirates tonight…

I can’t say much tonight (again) because I’m off to see Pirates 3 tonight and I’m trying to catch up on the saga by watching Pirates 2… I’ll post a review of Pirates 3 tomorrow… maybe… if I feel like it.

Wearily I compose

I’m not going to dedicate a lot of time to this post because I’ve been up for over 24 hours and I’m feeling kind of… well… tired. However, I am working on the ending to my “Hour by Hour” piece, the longest piece of music I’ve ever written which has taken me about 3 months to compose. I’m excited to have reached the end and I’m putting the finishing touches on it now. Woohoo!