{"id":565,"date":"2010-01-26T04:04:42","date_gmt":"2010-01-26T08:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=565"},"modified":"2010-01-26T04:04:42","modified_gmt":"2010-01-26T08:04:42","slug":"my-screenplay-is-in-production","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=565","title":{"rendered":"My screenplay is in production!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By which I mean: I am in the process of producing (creating) my screenplay.\u00a0 Ha ha, I fooled you all, didn&#8217;t I?\u00a0 You thought I had some big success story, huh?\u00a0 Well, I don&#8217;t!\u00a0 Never have, never will.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, enough of that.\u00a0 I&#8217;m on page 8 of my new screenplay <em>The Shadow Prince<\/em>.\u00a0 I will tell you this: writing is exhausting and hard!\u00a0 And that&#8217;s only 8 stupid pages!\u00a0 But it&#8217;s still fun, wish I could do it all day.\u00a0 By which I mean: I wish I could procrastinate for a living.\u00a0 And I keep second-guessing the overall story and how it ends.\u00a0 One minute I&#8217;ll think it&#8217;s great, just perfect, can&#8217;t wait to get to it.\u00a0 Then I&#8217;ll think, blagh, nobody&#8217;s going to like that.\u00a0 But then I think, well, I like it, so who cares!\u00a0 But then I think, do I like it?\u00a0 Then I think, of course, it&#8217;s pretty awesome!\u00a0 Then I think, well, it is a bit lame.\u00a0 Then I think, wait second, it&#8217;s brilliant!\u00a0 Then I think, eh, it&#8217;s too corny.\u00a0 Then I think, let&#8217;s just get to page 9 first.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I need a haircut.\u00a0 And new glasses.\u00a0 I got my glasses five years ago and my near-sighted eyes have worsened.\u00a0 All this computer screen staring, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By which I mean: I am in the process of producing (creating) my screenplay.\u00a0 Ha ha, I fooled you all, didn&#8217;t I?\u00a0 You thought I had some big success story, huh?\u00a0 Well, I don&#8217;t!\u00a0 Never have, never will. Anyway, enough of that.\u00a0 I&#8217;m on page 8 of my new screenplay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[175],"tags":[178],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7gI4B-97","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}