{"id":439,"date":"2009-04-07T17:14:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T21:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=439"},"modified":"2009-04-07T17:15:50","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T21:15:50","slug":"self-publishing-is-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"Self publishing is stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading the following article on CNN.com: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2009\/TECH\/04\/06\/print.on.demand.publishing\/index.html\">More authors turn to Web and print-on-demand publishing<\/a>.\u00a0 The article stated:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When she was turned down by several traditional publishing houses, Genova decided to follow a different route: self-publishing via Web-based companies<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Turning to the Author Solutions self-publishing brand, iUniverse, Genova published her book for $450, a cost that included an ISBN &#8212; the International Standard Book Number that uniquely identifies books &#8212; and the ability to sell on Amazon.com.<\/p>\n<p>Months later, after receiving positive reviews &#8230; and a favorable review in the Boston Globe, Genova&#8217;s book was picked up by Simon &amp; Schuster and is in its 12th week on The New York Times Bestsellers List.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"a rare success\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wizardwalk.com\/images\/eragon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"110\" height=\"150\" \/>There are probably a few other success stories like these, where an author self-publishes a book, then it gets <em>really<\/em> published, and the authors sells a lot more.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s rare, probably more rare than just having your manuscript accepted by a traditional publisher in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>So, no, self-publishing isn&#8217;t really stupid&#8230; what can be stupid is what people might expect it to do for them.\u00a0 Despite the allure of the success stories, you&#8217;re probably <em>not <\/em>going to sell very many books to strangers.\u00a0 (I imagine it&#8217;s much easier to sell to friends and family, who&#8217;s interest in reading your fiction would come more from knowing you.)\u00a0 You&#8217;re <em>not<\/em> going to get it picked up by a traditional publishing house.\u00a0 It&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> going to get a slew of good reviews from strangers.\u00a0 It&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> going to make you rich.\u00a0 (In fact, even getting a book published the old-fashioned way probably won&#8217;t make you rich either.)\u00a0 Don&#8217;t expect these things.\u00a0 And don&#8217;t say you don&#8217;t expect them while secretly expecting them.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s wonderful that print-on-demand gives everyone the opportunity to at least <em>try<\/em> getting their rejected material out there.\u00a0 It&#8217;s nice to have that back door and to not have to completely depend on some editors&#8217; or agents&#8217; opinions.\u00a0 But it&#8217;s <em>stupid<\/em> when writers put all their eggs in one basket, when they put all their dreams in one book.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t expect your first novel to get traditionally published.\u00a0 Or your second.\u00a0 Or your third.\u00a0 While you&#8217;re trying to sell one, get started on another and just keep going.<\/p>\n<p>Another thing that bothers me is how some people market themselves (like following me on Twitter).\u00a0 In general, here&#8217;s what books I buy:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>books that are already famous<\/li>\n<li>books by already famous authors<\/li>\n<li>books by authors I&#8217;ve read and enjoyed before<\/li>\n<li>recommended books from people or podcasts I trust<\/li>\n<li>books with really interesting covers and a really interesting blurb on the back (very rare!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Books by people I know is not on the list (people I know really well should give me a copy for free).\u00a0 Books by people who are following me on Twitter is not on the list.\u00a0 Books by former English teachers is not on the list.\u00a0 Books with extremely bad covers, as if they are drawn by middle-schoolers, which they sometimes are, only encourage me to laugh at the book and open it with the expectation that it will be stupid and worthy of mocking.<\/p>\n<p>So, if you&#8217;re self-publishing, be careful marketing yourself.\u00a0 I hate it when authors use adjectives to describe their own work, like &#8220;A heartwarming humurous tale of a brave knight&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;A magnificent surprising story of a poor girl&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;An eye-opening philosophical mind-bender that will change your religion&#8230;&#8221; STOP IT!\u00a0 Just tell me what the story is <em>about<\/em> and I&#8217;ll think of my own adjectives for it.\u00a0 Why in the world do some writers think that for a moment I&#8217;ll believe their self-promotional adjectives?!\u00a0 Leave that to reviewers.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t directly invite anyone to read your text.\u00a0 Only hint at it, and let interested potential readers explore it themselves <em>if<\/em> they want to.\u00a0 That way they won&#8217;t feel like they&#8217;re doing you a favor, or some social chore.\u00a0 And don&#8217;t take it as a personal insult if someone you know well isn&#8217;t interested.\u00a0 No one should <em>have to be<\/em> interested in your work just because you know them well.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, consider giving your story away for free online.\u00a0 Podcast it and put up the text.\u00a0 Then, when (or if) people get into the story and they want a physical copy to keep, they&#8217;ll pay for your self-published book.\u00a0 That way they know what to expect (and, again, they won&#8217;t feel like it was forced upon them).<\/p>\n<p>DO look into a pro-artist for the creating a cover; don&#8217;t just get your niece who draws with colored pencils to do it or your friend who&#8217;s done some fiddling with PhotoShop&#8230; invest in someone who can <em>really<\/em> make it catchy and professional.\u00a0 Also get someone to edit it, and be sure to ask <em>strangers<\/em> for critiques; there are some services online in which you can get free critiques.\u00a0 Family and friends probably won&#8217;t be as objective when reading your bad writing.\u00a0 I&#8217;m guessing the biggest reason first novels are hardly ever published is because the writing just stinks; writers need practice like in any other art.\u00a0 (Another reason is the subject is probably stupid&#8230; if you&#8217;re not a celebrity, no one wants to read your memoirs.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know why so many writers want to write about their lives.\u00a0 Of course things that happened to you will influence your plotting and writing, but use some imagination!!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I probably shouldn&#8217;t be talking because I&#8217;ve never even finished writing a novel in the first place, and I certainly haven&#8217;t been published!<\/p>\n<p>I think I just get tired of dippy self-promotional marketing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Random stuff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I thought David Lubar&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/davidlubar.com\/litfic.html\">Guide to Literary Fiction<\/a> was hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>I agree with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.helium.com\/items\/1328745-recognizing-bad-writing-advice\">this article on how to recognize bad writing advice<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading the following article on CNN.com: More authors turn to Web and print-on-demand publishing.\u00a0 The article stated: When she was turned down by several traditional publishing houses, Genova decided to follow a different route: self-publishing via Web-based companies &#8230; 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