{"id":2818,"date":"2022-04-09T04:36:17","date_gmt":"2022-04-09T08:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=2818"},"modified":"2022-04-09T04:36:17","modified_gmt":"2022-04-09T08:36:17","slug":"i-spent-24-hours-following-my-cat-around-heres-what-i-learned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=2818","title":{"rendered":"I spent 24 hours following my cat around. Here&#8217;s what I learned."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Cats are boring and lazy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/sadie-173x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"173\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2819\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/sadie-173x300.jpg 173w, http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/sadie-768x1332.jpg 768w, http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/sadie-590x1024.jpg 590w, http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/sadie.jpg 1286w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 173px) 100vw, 173px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing. Cats are boring and lazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[101],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7gI4B-Js","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2820,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818\/revisions\/2820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}