{"id":1466,"date":"2012-08-07T03:38:21","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T07:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2012-08-07T03:39:01","modified_gmt":"2012-08-07T07:39:01","slug":"humpty-dumpty-of-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/?p=1466","title":{"rendered":"HUMPTY DUMPTY OF DOOM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kINUlx4DHrI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I finally found this clip on YouTube!  I thought it would be too obscure.<\/p>\n<p>When I was four or five years old, this Humpty Dumpty scared me to death.  I could rarely bring myself to watch it.  Even now, there&#8217;s something sinister and demonic about the way he smiles.  It&#8217;s like he knows he&#8217;s going to fall and thinks pain and death is funny.  Look at him, smiling even when his head is cracked off.  He is the devil.<\/p>\n<p>And if that knowing perverse smile and those big out-of-sync eyes don&#8217;t remind you of all that is dark and deathly, just hear that deep voice of doom as it recites Dumpty&#8217;s fate, bellowing as if out of the depths of Hell itself.<\/p>\n<p>This was my nightmare.  Oh, Humpty Dumpty, how evil you are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally found this clip on YouTube! I thought it would be too obscure. When I was four or five years old, this Humpty Dumpty scared me to death. I could rarely bring myself to watch it. Even now, there&#8217;s something sinister and demonic about the way he smiles. It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[101],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7gI4B-nE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wizardwalk.com\/newblather\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}