Link: Black Sunday
Summary: A terrorist plans to attack the US by blowing up a Goodyear blimp at the Super Bowl. Why, of all the crazy schemes! Can they be stopped in time?
Thoughts: This was awful. The writing was just silly, with characters talking to each other as if they had to make sure third graders could understand their dialog, yet trying to sound really cool. The plot was completely bloated; the film is two hours and twenty minutes, yet only has maybe an hour and a half of real story. The rest is just bad bland writing that takes too long to move the story forward. The special effects were just disastrous. Not even charmingly cheesy, just sad, especially the fake explosions that leave you laughing rather than caring about any of the characters you just watched perish. Ridiculous film. Not the worst film ever; it leaves you more with a good laugh than feeling sad for humanity and overly self-conscious about your own art, but still, pretty ridiculous.
Link: Black Death
Summary: Amid the dangerous outbreak of the bubonic plague, a young monk joins a group of fighters out to investigate a mysterious village, where people claim the dead are being brought back to life.
Thoughts: A rather bleak film. I enjoyed the look and feel of it, though there was far too much employment of the infamous shaky cam. The premise itself wasn’t bad, but the overall film was little more than a direct dramatization of the premise. That is, the film feels like a short film that’s been artificially bloated to a full film. Most of the conflicts are episodic and don’t seem to relate much to each other, save for the fact that the same characters are engaged in them. I could not grasp any sort of theme or emotional subtext that could’ve held the film together. What is the hero’s main emotional conflict? I couldn’t detect one; all his conflicts were outward and physical in some manner. By the film’s end, the whole thing just feels bland and empty.